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itsthelesbiana:

Nothing scars you more than the negative shit your own parents tell you.

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1 hour ago

heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

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2 hours ago

purrevogue:

Just some of celebs talking about teen’s “disorders”. (So much more celebs talk about this but I’ve found just these photos.)

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3 hours ago

dat-soldier:

officialunitedstates:

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

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4 hours ago
schwiizophiiliia:

vera:

Perfect red line in a Hungarian forest marking the high point of a toxic aluminum sludge spill

this is so surreal omg

schwiizophiiliia:

vera:

Perfect red line in a Hungarian forest marking the high point of a toxic aluminum sludge spill

this is so surreal omg

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7 hours ago

hikki-ko-mori:

so i was taking a bath

a bubble bath to be specific

i used half a bar of lush’s comforter (however you fucking spell it) and this happened

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crazy right? i think my mom’s tub is made of magic powers or something

so i had a nice bath, watched some cry plays on my ipad

and i drained my tub

i came down to my room, two floors down in the basement

and i am greeted with this

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i cAN”T FUCKInG BREATHE

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8 hours ago

rnudkipz:

imagine a bouncy house filled with puppies

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10 hours ago

"maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better"

"maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better"

"maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better"

"maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better"

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11 hours ago

debby ryan about josh dun theyre so cute im going to cry (via dunshine)

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My boyfriend has this thing where he just- he won’t let me climb stairs, like if we’re going somewhere and we’re climbing, like, three flights of stairs and maybe I’m in heels, he literally will pick me up and carry me. [Interviewer: Like, piggyback style?] He’ll like, piggyback style, or carry me, he’s like- ‘Here, jump on my back.’ … And I always tell him- you’re gonna drop me, you’re gonna die, and he’s like ‘When have I ever dropped you?’
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12 hours ago

lauren-jauregui:

pashmere:

omfg this gif is the answer for everything

"how are you?"

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"did you get a good grade?"

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"how’s your romantic life?"

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how’s ronaldo doing in the world cup so far?

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13 hours ago

literallysame:

this baby is gonna have one hell of a story to tell when he’s older

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13 hours ago