so i was taking a bath
a bubble bath to be specific
i used half a bar of lush’s comforter (however you fucking spell it) and this happened
crazy right? i think my mom’s tub is made of magic powers or something
so i had a nice bath, watched some cry plays on my ipad
and i drained my tub
i came down to my room, two floors down in the basement
and i am greeted with this
i cAN”T FUCKInG BREATHE
"maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better"
"maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better"
"maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better"
"maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better"
My boyfriend has this thing where he just- he won’t let me climb stairs, like if we’re going somewhere and we’re climbing, like, three flights of stairs and maybe I’m in heels, he literally will pick me up and carry me. [Interviewer: Like, piggyback style?] He’ll like, piggyback style, or carry me, he’s like- ‘Here, jump on my back.’ … And I always tell him- you’re gonna drop me, you’re gonna die, and he’s like ‘When have I ever dropped you?’