umthondo

g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

(Source: africans, via liamdryden)

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moragtong:

1612th:

do celebrities listen to their own music

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courfeycute:

but just imagine a ghost that no one can see that catches an item thats flying towards someone right before it hits their face but no one can see the ghost so people start to thin k that person can make stuff float around and the ghoST IS SO ADORABLY AWKWARD IT JUST SORTA FOLLOWS THAT PERSON AROUND AND WHENEVER SOMEONE IS LIKE “duDE MAKE THAT PENCIL FLOAT” THE GHOST JUST SIGHS AND PICKS IT UP

(Source: courfeycute, via asmirkingharlequin)

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mistress-of-all-wanderlust:

obsessedwithfrozen42:

I was 100% sure this was going to be Hans

I AM DYING

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Anonymous asked: Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.


Answer:

paleskinhazeleyes:

swinging-onthe-spiral:

iguanamouth:

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I’VE SEEN THIS POST FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND JUST NOW GOT THE JOKE.

MOTHER FU-

I JUST BUSTED OUT LAUGHING I PROBABLY WOKE UP MY HOUSE

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scottish:

thewriters-blog:

If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.

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h1ghtechl0wlife:

soihearduleikhomestuck:

super-wholock-avengers:

fernacular:

lumeina:

nightmareloki:

gokuma:

robofillet:

yes im a boy

     yes i knit things

This guy should be some crazy DC villain…

OH MY GOD YES PLEASE.

oh god someone do this

FERNACULAR

GET ON IT

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I think I’ll call him… THE KNITTER!


He robs banks with the help of his little quilted monsters

can anyone put an end to his reign of warm and cozy terror!?

OMG YES ITS BACK

oh lord it’s zephy

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6 hours ago

adinakae:

preschtale:

logicgoeshere:

der-prinz-aus-stahl:

basiumis:

datjukebird:

condensation

Condensation

cream

The best are the shirts with sayings:

PEANUTBUTTERCHOCOLATEBAR
MOTHERFUCKER

I WOULD SO BUY THOSE

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7 hours ago

shubbabang:

funny story my 5th grade elementary school teacher was the one who figured out i had crazy bad adhd

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i hope she’s doing well

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11 hours ago

sirkowski:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

Now that’s what I call justice 

(pretty sure some of these are fake though)

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